16 July 2007

SLOTS A' FUN




2890 S. Las Vegas Blvd.
Las Vegas, NV 89109

A friend of a friend claimed it had been recommended by PBS as one of the country's best hot dogs. PBS can suck it. PBS tells LIES.

Both got the $0.99 half-pound hot dog special. Both had bad flashbacks of Gold Spike, and tried to make the experience more palatable by remaining positive: "It's warm!" "Oh! Okay! That's good!"

Eric: "It's not going to make me gag. I just don't want to eat all this dog."
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Susan: "It's a whole lotta dog. You know you ate a hot dog, you know?" The condiments were gross. "Normally I'd put onions on it--but I don't want THOSE."
**1**

They were thrown away after three bites. As we were tossing the hot dogs in the trash, an employee gave us an approving glance and said, "Good choice." Both agreed this advice would have been more helpful before eating the dog.

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